i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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