I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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