She said her name was "party"
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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