Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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