that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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