I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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