just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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