i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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