why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Can i not drive my cunt home
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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