Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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