do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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