I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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