i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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