another moral hangover. fuck.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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