Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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