in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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