We're facebook friends in real life
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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