dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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