Nicole vs. Life
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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