It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Your penis caused this!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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