Got a toothbrush?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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