Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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