Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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