I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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