why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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