My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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