I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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