doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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