maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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