Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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