yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
This is the high leading the old right now
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize