I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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