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Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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