Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
