This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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