Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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