I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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