can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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