Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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