Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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