is your mom at the bar?
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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