i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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