Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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