You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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