Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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