the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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