shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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