what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Don't tell me you're on acid again
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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