I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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