she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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