ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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