We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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