her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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