After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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