Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Randomize
