she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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